You are currently browsing the category archive for the 'Greg' category.
Yesterday was not one of my finer days.
For all you readers who don’t keep constant tabs on my exciting life full of babes and high fives, I have some hot new news that may or may not make you flip your lid. So for some you lid-wearers out there, be prepared for the ride of your life!
Yesterday was a day that I’ve been dreading for quite a while. It was the day that I, Mr. Smiles himself, was going to get his wisdom teeth pulled. And I know what some of you are thinking… “Oh, boo hoo Mr. Smiles. I’ve had that done before and it wasn’t too bad. Stop being such a baby and talk about something we care about, like Glenn.” Okay, well first of all I prefer to be called Greg. And further more, shut up. You don’t know what it’s like to be like me! I believe it was Simple Plan who said it best in their monster hit Welcome to My Life. Check out their lyrics and see how perfectly they relate to what I’ve been going through, then get back to me.
So alright, I got my teeth pulled yesterday and for a lack of words it was not silly buns. But you know what? The day before yesterday I decided I was going to try and turn this terrible, unavoidable event into something spectacular. Kind of like a teen pregnancy, except with a lot less sex, but also a few less babies…and one more blog entry. Too far? Please keep reading…
hhh
Now I don’t mean to brag, but I consider myself to be above-average appreciator of the female body. So when my main man Tommy (Salami lol) slammed down his latest blog entry about Colbert saying “tits” on television I couldn’t have been more excited (a thousand puns intended). I’m a huge fan of tits, and a fan of huge tits, and all other combinations of the words “fan”, “huge” and “tits” including: “I’m tits for a huge fan!” but I’m almost embarrassed to say there might be something that fascinates me even more than a sweet rack . And you know what the weird part is? I didn’t even know I loved it until I read Tom’s post! Love at first read if you will? You won’t? Well that’s not very fair.
.
That’s a lie, I actually wrote an article about it. See below.
Today I faced a major dilemma. And not your everyday “picking a college” or “telling your parents you’re gay” dilemma. They couldn’t hold a candle to this one. Not even a really small, easily holdable candle. (see chart) And it was over something that you’d never expect. Unless you expected it to be about Time. In that case I hate you and you are no longer invited to my birthday party.
The backstory to the dilemma could not be any simpler:
The situation: A girl asked me what time it was.
The problem: The time on my phone read 6:06pm.
This may not necessarily seem like a problem to the naive fool, but for the first time in my life I didn’t know the answer to a question. Here were the thoughts that were racing through my head:
Wow. What a ridiculous game last night! Or so I heard. ..
While all you jerks were indulging yourselves in the Super Bowl and Super Bowl-related activities (including eating nachos, wearing Styrofoam #1 fingers, and that thing when you slap a guy’s ass but it’s still cool (dare i call it, “coolin’ the slap ass”? ), I was taking the chance to education myself in a manner that normal folk would not only consider to be bad ass, but also a true once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. That’s right, I was watching commercials.
What will the world be like after the first anniversary of 41Miles? No one knows for sure, but let me take a stab at it:
Dated: February 9th, 2008
The first anniversary of 41MTF has come and gone, but they left a little, brown bagged surprise ablaze on your doorstep. What? You’re afraid to stomp it out? I guess it’s here to stay then. I wonder what was in that bag anyway…
THIS GUY!
Hello blogging community. My name is Greg Snitkin and I am a multi-instrumental musician, Rubik’s cube enthusiast, family man, part-time model, wine aficionado, and award-winning astronaut. When I am not making music, looking 2 hot 2 handle, getting crunk, or discovering shit on the moon, I enjoy getting groups of people to do “the wave”, giving tasteful criticism, and donating to charity.
I am very excited to contribute my thoughts and opinions (in that order) to 41Miles. I would like to thank Tom and Pete for the 2/3-majority vote necessary to become a member of this prestigious community. I look forward to seeing you all in the future.
Glenn: Blogging Expert? Or Creepiest Person of All-time?
February 28, 2008 in General, Greg | Tags: blogging, commenting, creepy, expert, glenn davis, mean, median, mode, range, standard deviation, statistics | by Greg Snitkin | 3 comments
Pictured above is Me and, more importantly, Glenn Davis. We all know Glenn. Glenny D. The Glenninator. Glennosaurs. What a sweet, innocent guy that Glennosaurs is, right?
WRONG!
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Over my past few weeks on the blog I’ve begun to notice things. Little things. Somewhat sexy things about Glenn. What I realized will blow your mind. Reader Beware! This post is not for the faint of heart. For all you Glenn-lovers out there, be prepared to stop loving him and start loving me (females only). But sshhhhhhh! We need to keep our voices low. He may be listening to our every word…let me explain.
Read the rest of this entry »