It’s the one on the right, the fake one. And this time, as opposed to last time, it’s not even close. There’s no debate. He’s a little prick. Utterly contemptible. Arrogant bastard. All that and more. All that’s left to do is see how much more douche capital he can pile up before some disaster likely afflicts his “meteoric rise.” And the people behind this show seem determined to make damn sure he has it coming. Oh, does he have it coming.

If for some reason you believe the actual Ryan Howard is more loathsome, share your reasoning here (and you’ll have to do better than speculative steroid allegations.)