Dear blog,

I have a secret. I really wish I could tell you what it was, but I promised a guy that I wouldn’t. I can’t tell you who the guy is either. He did me a solid, so I’m returning the favor. But believe me… it’s pretty cool.

Pick up the Targum on Thursday. If you read this and have access to a Targum, then you already know what I’m talking about. If not, then don’t worry about it. You are out of my direct circle of coolness, and my achievement is too cool for you. Go read your Fordham Ram or your Kathimerini.