Hey!  Do you love Jenna Fischer?  Don’t you just think she’s so cute on The Office?  Wasn’t it amazing when her and Jim… oh man.  I’m getting choked up….

Well, she’s dating David Spade now.  So forget everything you thought you knew/liked about her.  The illusion is dead, people. Pam isn’t really that perfect girl you watch every Thursday — she’s a god damned moron.

Also, I think she might be blind.

(No, we aren’t a gossip blog, though it has seemed like that a bit lately.  It’s just hard to read anything but celeb items when you play Mario Galaxy 16 hours a day.)