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Maria Sharapova (blonde) and Ana Ivanovic (brunette) will meet tonight in what I can only assume is some sort of modeling showdown.  The two beautiful women may also be famous for other stuff, but I wouldn’t know, since I’m not really into Russian and Serbian pop culture.  All I know is, turn on ESPN2 tonight at 9:30 if you want to see two hot babes compete.

I’m kidding, I know they play tennis.  They are very good at it, probably even better than me, a man with junior varsity high school tennis experience. But come on, look at them. Look at them! Sex! I’m sure more than a few of you saw this picture and started urging them to make out before realizing it was only a jpeg image file.