I’m up at 5 am watching the Brady Bunch, like all 21 year old men do on the weekend, and the episode wrapped up in a neat little package. Then they ended it with this clever exchange

Mom: I just can’t believe the car broke down in front of the junkyard!

Greg: I guess cars care like elephants.

Mom: How’s that?

Greg: They both know where to go when they die!


What the fuck does that mean?