facebook ads

Here are the explanations I thought up to why Facebook insists on serving me the advertisements you see above every time I go on their site:

  1. Random chance
  2. They know far too much about my personal life and are now mocking my shortcomings

I’m leaning toward #2… I’m also crying my eyes out. Now I remember why I installed Adblock Plus; I’m sensitive to the pointed jeers of salesmen.

So I wonder, Greg — none of the insults up there apply to you, so do you get these ads too? Or are yours more about improving your handsomeness learning to flex even harder in front of the ladies?