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The photo above is of a beautiful woman named Beverly Lynne, who happens to be my favorite softcore actress. I enjoy all of her scenes and her body is nearly perfect. Then I got to thinking about her, her job, and just society as a whole and I started to wonder. Do we really need softcore porn? I think that we, as a world, do not need these cheesy simulated sex. Which leads to my point, how worthless are softcore porn actors? You either become a legitimate actor and try and get into the hollywood scene or you just go for it and become a hardcore porn actor which is becoming a respectable business. I don’t think there should be middle ground.

As I mentioned earlier, Beverly Lynne is my favorite softcore actress and she may be the most popular girl in the business, but have you ever heard of her? I doubt it. Of course though we have heard of Angelina Jolie and Julia Roberts. I know for a fact we’ve all heard of Jenna Jameson or Stormy. There is a future in both of these businesses. Softcore actors are just worthless to the film world. Imagine a conversation between a normal every day man and a sofcore actor.

Man: So what do you do for a living?

Actor: I’m an actor, in movies.

Man: What have you been in?

Actor: You wouldn’t know them.

Man: What kind of movies do you act in?

Actor: Ummm…erotic features.

Man: Oh you mean like porn?

Actor: Well not exactly like porn.

Man: You have sex with people on screen?

Actor: Well we would want you to believe it.

Man: What? I don’t get it.

Actor: I act in softcore porn.

Man: What’s that.

Actor: We don’t really have sex with each other.

Man: Oh you just give blowjobs and stuff.

Actor: Nope.

Man: So what exactly do you do?

Actor: Well me and my costar will stark making out, we’ll be all over each other. It will be really hot and heavy. Then after a minute of passionate kissing we will strip each other completely naked and be in bed together. Then after we are all horny and ready to go we just fake having sex with each other. None of it’s real. We simulate sex, that’s what we do. We just bang bodies but never any penetration.

Man: That’s weird. You are worthless.

It’s sad when these encounters happen but I imagine they can’t happen less than 10 times a day. The softcore porn industry has no future. Either these softcore actress legitimize their careers and try themselves out in Hollywood or they go to hardcore porn and actually have sex on camera. It will only be a few short years before all of these actors are out on the street prostituting themselves for some cash. Please softcore actors, take my advice, you are worthless. Get a new career.

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